“I have nothing interesting to say” said the tired cynical man to himself.
“Why I find that rather interesting” he replied back with a hint of sarcasm.
“I wasn’t talking to you, asshole!”
And it went back and forth like this for nearly fifteen minutes, escalating in both tone and content until the door swung open and his wife shouted “Who the hell are you yelling at on the phone?!”
Talk about awkward pauses. As soon as she realized that he was in fact having an argument with himself, she did what she did best.
She joined in.
…and as usual, she won the argument.
1 comment:
Cute! I can relate since I'm always talking to myself and frequently calling myself an asshole, but don't tell anyone!
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